Adwoa’s mail

As usual, u could expect Adwoa to respond to mails with an excellent sense of humour. The mail below represents one of the responses following the death of Akokotuntum (a 19 year-old chicken) .

An obituary fora departed chicken features predominantly.

i Sweet,

Pls don’t crucify me for not watching da match. Infact, I did not watch a second of da match but I’m da first to see or hear any goal. Don’t ask me how cos I don’t even know how myself. There seems to be a positive change. U don’t stay in da office late but I’m really suspecting it’s because of da CAN 2008 tournaments. U’ll have to prove urself when da tournament is over. So, how was ur day? Ope it was perfect. I don’t want to imagine da no of press ups cos if u took brunch around 9.30a.m. then, it must be uncountable! I already know today was extra O cos u DIDN’T skip – VERY STRANGE!!

 

OBITUARY

The Ebusuapanyin of Akokochicken Ebusua, Omanhene  of da Akosombo traditional area, the headmistress of da Akoko generation Creche, the Akokobanyin and Akokobasia families regretfully announce da death of their beloved


Akoko Tuntum

AGE:      19 DAYS

 

WAKE KEEPING: FRIDAY, 25TH JANUARY, 2008

BURIAL: SAT, 26TH JANUARY, 2008

FINAL FUNERAL RITES:   WILL FOLLOW IMMEDIATELY AT HER RESIDENCE – H.NO G.I. 2, ABANSOR                                                             QUARTERS, AKOSOMBO.

WIDOWER: NONE; SHE WAS STILL SEARCHING

SIBLINGS: AKOKO BANYIN (MANGO TREE) , AKOKO BASIA (ORANGE TREE), AKOKO TUNTUM (CAGE),                        AKOKO FITAA (UNDER STREET LIGHT).

MOTHER: MRS. BROWN CHICKEN

FATHER: MR. DOTTED CHICKEN

ONUA PA, DA YIE!!

PLS COME AND MOURN WITH US.

COUNTDOWN UPDATE: 9 DAYS

 

So, da match is finally over and there’s a lot of analysis going on in da hall and all da ‘coaches’ have invented their own theories. Ur theories are welcome though. I’m compiling all of dem n I think it’s going to really sell on da market. Don’t worry. I won’t charge anything for any business lesson. U’re too good to be charged for these little services. (Just in case u intend to have a personal buz, don’t adopt dis particular strategy, else, it’ll collapse!).

 

I also liked the daily bread msg for today. Salvation is really not turning a new leaf but gaining a new life. What’s more we need to do a lot to maintain dat new life. For abt two days, I was feeling lazy to read my bible but I’ve caught up. Genesis seems to have very interesting stories. I saw Tema in da bible and I just couldn’t believe my eyes. I still can’t tell whether Abraham and Sarah were really sisters. And about today’s daily bread bible reading, I went a little further and I met the same scripture reading I’ve been battling with for the past four years and I still don’t understand it (I Corinthians 15:29; would be nice if u read from 12). I’ve been asking da Holy Spirit to say something and make me understand and no one has been able to explain to my understanding. Anyway, maybe u could give it a try. Use the Contemporary English Version when reading. I seem to understand dat one quite well. I just have too may questions but I’m sure dey’ll be answered in due course.

 

I thought the Black Stars were going to spell N-A-M-I-B-I-A but they couldn’t. Coach De la Roye is so right. He said Namibia is not to be underestimated.  I’ve not given up on dem and I’m sure da ‘Host and Win’ still exists.

 

Who told Bush dat his father is da only one dat Cartoonists love? They are really in love wit he himself. He just doesn’t know. If he has any doubts, he should come and have a look @ my fon. Lest I 4get, there’s something funny I’m sure u’d like to listen to on ma fon.

 

Do take good care of urself and ensure dat u catch up on da skipping sessions. I don’t know how much longer I can hang on but missing u is becoming a test of time. Guess what? I got a space for u in da guiness book of records – u broke da skipping routine and it’s been registered!

 

SWEET, I MISS U PLEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY! Try n survive da night’s harmattan o.

Luv loads,

Moi.

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